Tag Archives: J. Crew fur trim

Winterwear Gone Wild

These coats are out of control!

Whats black and white and red all over?:

A sunburned zebra…which would be so much cuter than whatever is going on in this picture. I cannot find words to describe this…maybe I’ll find them caught in the nappy nightmare that Crew is trying to put off as chic. Not okay.

Fur Fascination:

Oh the lure of a furry vest that makes you look like a animal! Lambs, bears…Crew will cater to your every desire. And apparently the black bear look is very in this season because the Charlize vest has SOLD OUT. I’m so disappointed…in everyone who bought one, not because its gone.

Merry Maids:

Ding dong, I’m here to clean your house!! Buy this if you want to be mistaken for a feather duster. And in true Crew fashion for this season, styled with sweats and sequins. I loathe.